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    • This is Camden on a cold Saturday in December...

      This Is Camden

      "I'll explain how the process works as I prepare your order" shouts Ahrash over the buzz of the crowds and the whirrrrr of the industrial food mixers. And donning a thick gauntlet, and dropping plastic safety glasses, he turns to the cannister containing nitrogen oxide and casually turns the latch, releasing a gushing of colder-than-ice-cold steam into the pureed ice cream mixture. This is Camden. This is England. Eating nitro ice cream in the 2010's and drinking ...

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    • Build A Rocket Boys!

      Build A Rocket Boys! by Elbow & Robinsons

      Elbow are the kings of soaring melancholy, masters of poetic northern introspection.  Let Elbow's albums flow over you and you can be mesmerised by their beauty alone. Put in the time to listen, to soak up the poignancy, the humour, the extraordinary manifestations of the ordinary and their albums become life affirming tributes to the everyday. Conversely, it's quite easy to stick an Elbow album on and realise thirty lethargic minutes later that time - and ...

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    • Half pints at the Grove

      The humble pint

      So the pint is done with we're told! Well what would they say in Prague, where refreshing pilsners stand proud in tall half litre glasses, quenching thirsts almost with their looks and frothy gusto alone. Tell the football fans sinking a pint of bitter before the well trodden march to the ground that their beer will be served in flutes or tulips or whisky tumblers. "Like hell" they cry! The ugliness of a nonik pint glass aside (does ...

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    • Pretty in pink

      York Tap

      It's a drinking hole essentially, underneath it all. For all the domed skylights and stained glass, people come here to let off steam, to pass the time, to forget the day. To drink. But to say that is to do York Tap a disservice as it stands resplendent next to the revived station complex. Like its Sheffield counterpart it was born in an old resting room, and the 104 year old building suits its new life ...

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    • Caught my eye because I thought it was a football beer!

      Meantime Union Vienna Style Lager

      Deep in a basement bar not far from Bohemia, the cerny pilsners of the brewery up the road changed my perception of lager. Sweet and rich but surprisingly light, they distributed refreshment and nutrition as if feeding me and five thousand other thirsty drinkers. Meantime Union shares a similar contradiction. Broody and brown, this is is no pale bodied pushover. Lagered it is, and a tad metallic to boot, coupled with a dark caramel composition and ...

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    • Roosters Pumpkin Beer

      Roosters Pumpkin Beer

      Roosters Brewery, whose beers are the staple diet of many a Yorkshire pub, marked this Hallowe'en with a pumpkin beer. No ordinary pumpkin beer though, a pumpkin beer served in nothing less than a giant pumpkin. A really, really giant pumpkin. Pumpkin 5 Spice Ale was tapped at North Bar in Leeds, in front of Calendar news and a small selection of excitable beer lovers. Arguably a more delicate task than tapping a cask, the job ...

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    • Killer jerk chicken with killer ginger beer

      Killer jerk chicken with killer ginger beer

      Jerk chicken isn't just tasty to eat, it's a joy to make. The honey and coriander marinade is messy and sticky, the chicken succulent with a crispy skin - lots of kitchen mess and fun. Juices of bird and salad mean this a meal best served sans cutlery but with plenty of, well, Plenty. For a ginger beer Robinson's Ginger (brewed for M&S) is a dark and syrupy affair, quite different from a can of Barr's ...

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    • The magnificent roof at House of The Trembling Madness

      House of the Trembling Madness

      The goofy moose head gazes down aloofly from his lofty perch below the rafters, and we sit cradling a kriek and a pilsner in a building that has almost a millenniums worth of years on us. House of the Trembling Madness sits above the cobbled shopping street of Stonegate, York. The city walls skirt their circular path near here, the famous minster is but a Viking throw away. Students from the continent order coffee and thirds of ...

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    • Orval

      North By North Orval

      Orval is the sort of beer spoken about with reverence. I like to think the same goes for North Bar. It should have been me and my friend Tom sat there, dissecting Leeds United's yo-yoing fortunes, laughing at the Howson Is Now blog and deliberating the creaminess of the Orval cheese whilst sat on the classroom chairs and the well leaned on tables. But it's my brother partnering this trip due to Tom's tight schedule as a relatively ...

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    • Moorhouses Pendle Witches Brew

      Moorhouse's Pendle Witches Brew

      From Pendle Hill you've more chance of seeing Ian Holloway celebrating at Bloomfield Road than coming across any broomsticks or clandestine hurlyburly. And that's on a cloudy day. The sandstone plateau does have a slightly spooky aura about it though. Standing proud from the undulating hillside you can imagine a cackling coven of witches peering over the landscape and plotting the demise of their rivals. Especially if you visit during thunder and lightning... Moorhouse's Pendle Witches Brew is inherently ...

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    • ...to all the great leaders?!

      Sainsbury's Great British Beer Hunt 2011

      Over the last few months the Sainsbury's Great British Beer Hunt has been taking place providing a welcome opportunity to try some different beers from the familiar supermarket shelves. And in October Bad King John from Ridgeside Brewing was crowned winner of a six month national listing in 300 Sainsbury's stores. Bad King John beat beers from around the UK to the throne via four regional heats (120 beers), a three week stint in Sainsbury's stores (16 ...

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    • M&S London Porter

      M&S London Porter

      Smoky as hell to smell and like a burnt caramel bar to taste, M&S's London Porter is a sweet beer to devour with masses of chocolate or marshmallows over a camp fire. If you don't fancy the great outdoors then no worries, the lingering smoky presence hangs around for a long time in your mouth and may invoke daydreams of sitting under the stars and gazing at the heavens. It's packed with malt variety: you can settle ...

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    • Lakeland IPA, a fresh, floral IPA with a suitably apt bitter end

      Lakeland IPA

      Tuesday night, two bottled bitters sunk and the quenches for thirst and flavour continue to itch away unabated. Cue Lakeland IPA, a beer that for one moment in time justifies the beatification of hops single-handedly. The perfect hiss released as metal hits glass and twists plastic; an aroma eager to reach a nose and knock on the door of the senses. Soft-fleshed fruit says hello - mangoes might not be typical of Cumbria unless visiting a certain kitchenware ...

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    • Ooh those serif curves...JJJ IPa is something to admire

      Moor JJJ IPA

      This not, I repeat NOT, an IPA. Punchy, citrus hops? Nil. Alcohol? Deep, stewed and sweet beyond believe. Apple skins & fruit pudding? Yes, yes, YES! None of which gives Moor JJJ IPA much credence as an IPA. But then again this isn't an IPA nor a double IPA. It's only a bleedin' triple IPA(!!!). This couldn't be further from Green King's bland and monotonous flagship brand of ale and is similar in nothing but colour. By their own admission Moor didn't ...

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    December 9th, 2009LanesyBeer Events, Beer Reviews, Breweries

    You might have heard of the guy who I managed to draw for the beer swap: Pencil & Spoon’s own New Media Writer of the Year 2009 Mark Dredge. This was a selection of ales to look forward to; a brief glance at his excellent blog shows his good taste and awareness of beers and I had no doubt he would have developed an encyclopaedic knowledge of the local market over the year or so of working on his blog.

    Kent is his part of the country, and is somewhere I have never been, so it was almost guaranteed that most of these beers I would never have come across.

    So here is what I received:

    - Westerham Brewery’s Little Scotney IPA (4%)
    - Harvey’s Star of Eastbourne East India Pale (6.5%)
    - Hopdaemon Brewery’s Skrimshander IPA (4.5%)
    - Whitstable Brewery’s Raspberry Wheat (5.2%) Read the rest of this entry »

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    August 7th, 2009FletchtheMonkeyUncategorized

    This ramble is in response to Mark Dredge’s post on Wednesday. And I don’t mean one of those negative YouTube video responses…I mean a ‘yes, I know exactly what you mean but I can’t fit what I want to say in a tweet’ response.

    You see, as with everything in life, some beer means more to me than others.

    In our posts and our conversations both Alan and I harp on about Old Hooky, from our beloved Hook Norton Brewery. It’s local, it’s nice and, in desperate unequivocal human nature, we want to be a part of it.  I love St. Peter’s bottles and that somehow makes the experience of drinking their ale better. Viru from Estonia tastes like twice the continental lager it might be because of its funky, modern shaped bottle. But greater than these fancy designs and quirks that add to our beer drinking experience is the associations that memories and good times bring to our favourite tipples.

    But the best example of how I can ‘taste the memory’ is with my favourite beer of all time, Brooklyn East India Pale Ale. I’m completely and utterly in love with this beer, and my passion is completely and utterly influenced by my memories and the emotions that I project onto it.

    November 3rd, 2007. In fact, it’s nearly November the 4th. I’m sitting in my bunk in a grotty Chelsea hostel on West 30th and 8th, New York. In not very many hours at all I’ll be waking up, eating breakfast, and making my way to Staten Island with hordes of other similarly mentally disturbed individuals to run in the New York Marathon.

    I signed up as a bit of a challenge: my Dad double my age had a dream to run the NYC Marathon and on the year of his 50th birthday, decided that running 26.2 miles would be a suitable celebration of his life. Zoom forward a few months – mostly spent thinking “Don’t worry, it’s ages away”, and then a couple more months of “I’ll try some 30 minute jogs”, before 3 months of painful torture throwing my body around the hills of South Leeds in a desperate bid to get ‘marathon fit’ – and here I was, contemplating the single most stupid thing I’d ever embarked on.

    Earlier on the night in question, we returned from a day of exploration in a truly great city. Stopping at the store on the corner of our street I nipped in to grab a couple of beers to conquer my nerves. Dutch courage I guess.

    And this is the moment I came across Brooklyn Brewery. Sat inconspicuously amongst an array of bottled beers, I was soon marching up the stairs of the hostel with a 6 pack of colourfully labelled Brooklyn beers. And I fell instantly in love with EIPA at first taste.

    I can’t describe that first sip, but it was good. It was amazing. It tasted like nothing a UK beer had ever come near to. And it was the strength I needed (or the sleeping pill I didn’t have!) to go to bed a little more excited than scared.

    That moment, and during the remaining days in New York (I finished the marathon!) Brooklyn EIPA became the symbol of my achievement and the completion of my personal challenge, and every time I drink it I smile inside, because I fucking did it. I ran 26.2 miles in New York and it was one the best days of my life.

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